It’s over!

All those weeks of planning and preparation, and it’s over. My wedding came and went. It was a very busy, fun and exhausting day. I’m happy to say, everything went well! The restaurant was beautiful, the food was amazing and the cake!.. Oh, the cake…it was mouthwateringly delicious.

All that’s left to do is pick out pictures for the album and thank you cards. Now that it’s over, I’m feeling very bored. So, what do I do now??….Christmas!!!

I’ve got cookies and candies to make, gifts to wrap and baskets to make! I loooove the holidays!

Tomorrow!

The wedding is tomorrow! And, of course, I have a big, red zit on my cheek. So, I was looking online for some of those secret family recipes to get rid of a zit in one day, and I came across some interesting cleaning tips. Most of them were lame, everyone knows either vinegar, baking soda or both cleans just about everything.

The best tip I found was for the garbage disposal! Cut up lemons into chunks, put the chunks into ice cube trays and fill the tray with white vinegar, then freeze. Run 2-3 cubes in the disposal til you don’t hear them anymore and your disposal will be lemony fresh! I buy every garbage disposal cleaner I can find, and this works better than all of them!

Enjoy!

 

Can’t wait to try these!

This sounds like one of those recipes that is questionable, but turns out to be amazing! Pretty much if it’s covered in cheese, I’m in!

This one, well the only thing that comes to mind is: bbrrriiissskkkeett (as a tiny string of drool drips from my the corner of my mouth)

Thanksgiving Day

I LOVE THANKSGIVING! Mainly because I live to eat, so what’s better than a day devoted to eating rich, fatty, heart-stopping food! Stuffing, cranberries, candied yams, mashed potatoes, gravy, green bean casserole, broccoli quiche, corn pudding, it’s all so exciting. As you may have noticed, I did not add turkey to my list. Generally, I like turkey, however, I have 2 reasons for leaving out the Thanksgiving turkey:

1)Why waste valuable tummy space that could be better used on mashed potatoes drenched in gravy?!

2)My future mother-in-law has discovered a way of cooking the turkey to the point of powder. I’m sure some of you know what I’m talking about. The meat has been over cooked for so long that it takes on a powdery, space food quality. Frankly, I’d rather eat sand, at least there’ll be moisture from the ground.

Despite, all crimes against turkey, it is a good day. We eat, drink, play games, eat more and nap. (I like naps too!) But, best of all, it’s a day spent with family and friends. Remember that, when your brawling someone for and iPad at Walmart tonight!

Happy Thanksgiving!

 

At the laundromat

Today was laundry day, my favorite (sarcasm). I went to the laundromat and realized there is a lot to learn here!

Lesson 1: Everyone should be forced to spend a significant amount of time at the laundromat. It is a place of order, etiquette and courtesy. It’s amazing! Everyone is there for a common purpose, to get a job done. Where else can you go where people hold the door open for you when your carrying 20 pounds of laundry or if I leave my basket in front of a machine it’s still there when I return, along with my detergent and softener. Run out of quarters? I have an extra for you! I am amazed at how the lowly laundromat has established and maintained this unwritten code of manners and courtesy.

Lesson 2: Although they have successfully created the above mentioned code, they have yet to establish a “non-perv” code. I can leave all my belongings unattended with no problems, however, when I’m standing next to my clean clothes, panty snatchers will come right over to gander at my undies. And, no, you didn’t drop anything in my basket, perv.

Lesson 3: I need to invest in a washing machine.